Screenshot Roulette - 06022015

"McMike" (mcmike) 06/02/2015 at 13:56 • Filed to: screenshotroulette, hardibird

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Welcome to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , where we gather random screenshots from a Jalopnik editor’s appearance from a live broadcast or video, and share them to Oppo.

Today’s screeenshots come to us from an appearance on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , featuring Matt Hardigree

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Meme, caption, or just pick your favorite.

Congratulations to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! a for last episode’s win.

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TheHondaBro > McMike 06/02/2015 at 13:57

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This one’s too easy, I’m not even gonna try it.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:00

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And thats when i told the waitress that i only eat gluten free organic toast with my scrambled eggs

Takuro Spirit > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:00

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When you find out she got da booty

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:00

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LongbowMkII > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:00

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Gawker, pay this man to find a tailor.

$kaycog > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:00

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“I’m sexy and I know it.”

not for canada - australian in disguise > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:01

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IRA??!? IS THAT YOU!?

PanchoVilleneuve ST > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:01

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“I don’t want to kill anyone. I just don’t like bullies.”

For Sweden > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:01

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This suit jacket is too big.

CB > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:01

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“Hah, fuel efficient trucks. Funny joke, guys. It’ll happen the same day that Fiat sells something that isn’t a 500 in North America.”

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:01

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Gaw-LEE!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:02

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Booty had me like...

toomuchcommuting > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:04

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When Matt first heard about the 2016 Camaro press day he was like

Then Patrick George got to drive it and he was like

And when he wrecked it he was like

Then he saw all the publicity from it and he was like

nermal > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:05

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“One day I’ll be able to wear my own jacket, instead of getting a hand-me-down that’s too big.”

Properly fitting suit jacket for reference:

The Dummy Gummy > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:05

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“Sadly, we will all drive Prius’s with this regulation.” :-(

TheHondaBro > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:05

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u fookin wot m9 il bash yer fookin ‘ead in

Birddog > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:08

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How you doin?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:10

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You really should consider drinking PBR instead

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:10

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I mean you COULD drink something else, but this PBR is just so ironic, why would you drink anything else?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:11

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Ugggghhhhh, YES I’m aware I’m supposed to be saying something about whatever is on the bar below me, I just want to spread some awareness for PBR.

Birddog > toomuchcommuting 06/02/2015 at 14:12

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Bravo!

Patrick Nichols > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:12

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mmmm... I love me a girl who denies climate change

Birddog > nermal 06/02/2015 at 14:12

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RockThrillz89 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 06/02/2015 at 14:15

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Epic man. Absolutely perfect.

Brian, The Life of > For Sweden 06/02/2015 at 14:22

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A la Ted Cruz.

Maybe it’s a Texas thing?

For Sweden > Brian, The Life of 06/02/2015 at 14:22

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It’s probably a Texas thing.

For Sweden > nermal 06/02/2015 at 14:23

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If I had that bone structure all of my clothes would fit too.

For Sweden > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/02/2015 at 14:23

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Ira Glass has the face of a man who has sexually assaulted many interns.

BigBlock440 > Brian, The Life of 06/02/2015 at 14:24

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Everything’s bigger in Texas.

thebigbossyboss > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:26

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Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh nope.

not for canada - australian in disguise > For Sweden 06/02/2015 at 14:28

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I may be the only person on earth that actually genuinely enjoys This American Life.

Brian, The Life of > For Sweden 06/02/2015 at 14:29

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If my weight didn’t yo-yo by 20 pounds year after year, I’d need far fewer suits than I have.

Which reminds me, someone needs to invent adjustable suits.

For Sweden > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/02/2015 at 14:29

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Probably because you don’t have to be in the same room as Ira.

McMike > McMike 06/02/2015 at 14:29

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“Matt Har? Har-di... gree?”

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > McMike 06/02/2015 at 15:20

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“I understand why the Fords and the Chevys are not so efficient, but what about those Toyota trucks? Doesn’t Toyota make the Prius, the most environmentally friendly car in the word?”

“uhhhhhhhhhhh...”

“...oooh...”

“...honey...”

Agrajag > McMike 06/02/2015 at 15:42

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More so than ever before does Matt look like a soon to be mad scientist.

McMike > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 06/02/2015 at 15:48

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I thought this would be the last frame :)

*snort*

McMike > toomuchcommuting 06/02/2015 at 15:54

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Not sure if Matt favorited this comment or not, but this has to count for one - even if he did.

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this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > McMike 06/02/2015 at 15:57

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Damn, you’re right. I’m off my game.

The Compromiser > McMike 06/02/2015 at 21:29

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I have a report here that says you two are still virgins. Yes you, mr. Hipster nerd, and bald assed Lurch looking motherfucker.

So stop staring at my breasts. You have no chance.

The Compromiser > McMike 06/02/2015 at 21:32

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Ummm.. I believe that I ordered the double soy Latte Free Range, half caf, cappamochachino...

The Compromiser > McMike 06/02/2015 at 21:34

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Whoa . Wait a minute. Time out. Stop the clock.

You Don’t ride A FIXIE???

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 06/02/2015 at 23:19

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No

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 06/02/2015 at 23:21

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I’ve seen your too-big fire suit. Yes.

pip bip - choose Corrour > McMike 06/03/2015 at 04:36

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those glasses look wrong on him.